Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Clean them with Vaseline.

How can I make it rain?

[ChrisD]

Call the rain clouds and make an appointment.

Do frogs molt? - No really, my frog looks like it's shedding its skin or something

[Mushroom]

Put your frog in the microwave 10 seconds

My back hurts whenever I bend down to pick something in the floor :frown:

[Counselor]

Have your legs surgically removed. Everything on floor becomes easily within reach!


I'm drunk.

[Blue]

Drink a different kind of alcohol than what you got drunk on.

My feet are cold.

[Counselor]

Take an ice bath.


I'm eating chocolate before bed.

[Lilitu]

rub it all over yourself and sing the theme song of Canada.

I want to learn to exercise more.

[Counselor]

Omg I know this one! The trick is to move the muscles slowly when raising the ho-ho to your mouth.


My peppermints are too crunchy.

[monk]

That's okay - pretty soon your teeth will all be broken and you can just suck them.

I need more coffee.

[Counselor]

Finish off the Everclear first.


I'm not tired.