Switch to menthol
I need help picking up a sheet of paper whats the easiest way to do it?
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Hire a team of Koreans.
I want to get a haircut.
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Go to Sweeney Todd's.
I'm really fed up - what should I do?
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Sit in a chair with your arms crossed until somebody notices. When they ask what's wrong, reply with, "NOTHING!" and stick your tongue out at them.
I scrubbed the toilet bowl, and now I'm worried it's too clean.
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If its to clean burn it with fire and get a new one if thats ends up being to clean buy a outhouse
what's the best way to skydive without a parachute?
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From fighter jet that will target you with it's missiles.
How do I get my ISP (internet service provider) to lower my bill?
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try billing them and see how they like it.
How can I free myself from a caffeine addiction?
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Build up an immunity by drinking increasing amounts of caffeine.
How can I clear out my nostrils? I'm brewing a veritable gold mine...
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as with most things, fire is the answer.
How should I go about getting a weekend job?
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Contact the nearest escort agency.
How can I lead a horse to water and make them drink it?
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