Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

It's easy to equate seamen with semen.

I can't think of something I need advice on.

[Beau]

Then don't ask.

Which is better? nails or tape?

[Counselor]

Tape. It's much more difficult to nail someone's mouth shut.


I don't think I've played enough video games this week.

[monk]

Stop playing altogether.

I'm fed up with being skint.

[Rainbowmum]

Take the Queen hostage.

My bank is annoying me with constant application forms for credit cards.

[ChrisD]

fill them out with the appropriate information for one your pets (including name, made-up account #, etc.), and send it back. You will stop getting forms.

My back hurts, I think it's b/c of my bad posture

[Beau]

Get your spine removed.

It's too cold out side.

[monk]

Strip naked and go for a walk.

I've got an itch in the middle of my back which I can't quite reach.

[Beau]

It's a spider. Don't disturb it.

I went for a walk naked. Now my dick shriveled up from the cold.

[stpdo2]

take a polar bear plunge

my feet are cold