Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

What's stopping you from sitting on it and saying, "There, there, it's alright, everything will be alright."?

Theraflu is fucking disgusting.

[Beau]

Add more sugar.

I really need to log off now.

[Blue]

Flip the red switch on your surge protector.

I want to leave for Ca now, but have some work I have to get done first.

[Beau]

Tell someone else to do the work.

I still need to eat breakfast.

[Rainbowmum]

Have some Haggis.

I more energy .

[Miles]

I more energy .

Be you less energy.

I have to drive on slippery roads.

[ChrisD]

Have some Haggis.

Miles, glue sandpaper to the tires to create more traction.

I overate and now regret it.......

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Pay someone else to rate, burn all regrets.

I'm currently pacing floors... what should I do?

[Counselor]

Switch to facing ploors.


I watched too much teevee today...

[monk]

Watch more tomorrow to make up for it.

I need to clean my windows before they become opaque.