Give Bad Advice

[monk]

You voted her in! :biggrin:

I've got indigestion.

[ChrisD]

would you rather have outdigestion?

why can't every day be sunday?

[Lalo]

Because then there wouldn't be any Saturday, silly!

How do you help people who won't help themselves?

[Rainbowmum]

All you can do is make it irresistible.

I wonder if there are plans to control the weather?

I never voted that thing in .Ewwwwwwwww

[monk]

Yeah, they're going to make it snow all the time.

I'm confused.

[Lalo]

Hang around here a bit longer and everything will make perfect sense!

I want to stay at home and play with my dog all day, but I need to work to pay my bills. What should I do?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Do like I do all the time, follow your heart, and let someone else worry about practical matters.

Which BDSM personal site is the best to find a new "daddy"?

[Rainbowmum]

Ask the Village idiot for directions.

I am so over this humidity.

[ChrisD]

Purchase, borrow, or steal as many de-humidifiers as you can, and set them up around the house (inside and outside). It'll make the whole area comfortable!

I need to start eating healthier foods...

[Lalo]

Just sprinkle vitamins all over your unhealthy foods. Voila! They are now healthy!


I think I have a cavity but I don't want to go to a dentist.