Give Bad Advice

[trialbyerror]

Teeth implies plural....

Honey, flattery will get you everything...

Open up a can of petz-d-light (That's for advising me to sew with my tooth)

I would like to sit on the highest mountain on earth:biggrin:

Careful, careful now, there's a twist in there

[Beau]

Granted, but you tear your butt hole open because it's too big to fit.

I want a brand new high end computer.

[southbiochem]

You should totally get Resident Evil's Red Queen...mind you, she's a bit homicidal

I need to get a doctorate abroad soon

[Beau]

Granted, but he's not very hot looking.

I am tired.

[trialbyerror]

Go for a pregnancy test, pregnancy being a very common cause for tiredness
If you are not pregnant then that's not why you''re tired.
If you are you will be very, very, very rich

When frying eggs I can never get that egg ring thingie off without breaking the yolk of my fried egg

[tavi]

Ohh

buy a smaller frying pan, ditch the ring thingy

When i ask for over easy eggs i get sunny side up.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

If you don't like my cooking you know where the kitchen is - Cook your own damned eggs!

I am exhausted.

[tavi]

Be as buddha, there is peace in the river and serenity in the stones, do as the Buddha does, when he is exhausted he sleeps under a tree... and gets stung on the nose by a bee - bad advice.

i need a fag

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I need a fag as well - and a smoke... But then I prefer smoking after sex sooo I need the fag first.....

Oh - yeah its give advice, not commiserate, use grinder to find your fag.....

I don't have the Grind'r App.

[trialbyerror]

Post your contact details on the www

I need a new hobby