Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Visit the Sahara.

I really should go to sleep.

[Scootaloo]

seal off the bathroom door and start going outside

my legs are sore

[trywait]

put them in an Epsom salt bath

it's getting cold

[Insertnamehere]

set everything on fire

I need to find a way to deal with slow old people without being rude

[Cobalt]

Tell them to go even slower. Say it really slowly as well.

I want to own a real live Panda.

[thawoods]

Why don't you get a polar bear and paint black patches on them?

I need someone to be my DJ.....

[trywait]

go to youtube

it's past my bedtime

[thawoods]

sleep on the floor

I was mutilated

[Scootaloo]

roll around in a vat of iodine

my balls itch

[Cobalt]

Put them in a meat grinder. Never itch again.

I'd like to cut down a tree with a chainsaw.