Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Pick a scissor, plunge it into your stomach, find the knots and cute them.

I'm doing a nice progress at the work to be done

[Cridders88]

Ring your boss and tell her you are struggling and need her to return immediately, to fully supervise your every move.

We barely have any patients booked in this afternoon.

[Insertnamehere]

Go out there in the cold weather and fish for patient

At some point the sun will come out :/

[trywait]

hide under an umbrella

I want coffee

[Insertnamehere]

Don't ever move again

I want snow

[trywait]

fly to murrica asap

I have a meeting in an hour

[IanSaysHi]

Pull yourself together.

I have wasted my evening.

[Insertnamehere]

Now flush it down the toilet.


I need to sleep

[Cridders88]

Go outside and keep walking to the east until you reach the sea.

I am definitely ready for my sunday and monday off.

[Insertnamehere]

Ask for extra hours.

The ocean is quite f*cked up and enraged these past weeks although of a nice torquoise tone for once