Give Bad Advice

[knickerbuck]

do anal instead

i just wet myself in the rain ..

[Justaguy]

Shit yourself too for good measure.

I should excercise more.

[knickerbuck]

avoid meat .. eat fat... double the sugar on your coffee ..take three times the servings every meal .. double your carbs ..

i should work my #ss off ..

[Cridders88]

Slice off both cheeks with a knife, job done.

I am working from 9 till 7 tomorrow.

[Justaguy]

Take the batteries out of the clock at work so it seems like you're perpetually trapped at 9am.

I have a slight Dr Pepper addiction.

[knickerbuck]

put in some sugar and spice!! ..

i am very ignorant abt the internet and computers in general ..

[CaptainAwesome]

Open a computer repair shop.

I haven't shaved in a while...

[Justaguy]

Have an emergency hair transplant.

I need to buy some new underwear.

[knickerbuck]

buy a panty ..

i need to guard myself against forgetfulness ..

[Justaguy]

Forget that immediately.

My bed is breaking...