Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

sleep on the floor.

im hungry but don't want to eat breakfast

[knickerbuck]

eat breaklunch or breakslow

i want pineapple on my pizza ..

[Justaguy]

Wrap an entire pineapple in raw pizza dough.

I feel tired.

[trywait]

drink chamomile tea.

im not sleepy

[knickerbuck]

ingest concentrated roasted coffea arabica bean extract

i want to sell sex to the right people ..

[Justaguy]

Prostitute yourself to Asexuals.

I feel gross that I fell asleep in my clothes last night.

[Cridders88]

Keep sleeping in your clothes and never take them off or wash them.

I may have drank a few rums this evening.

[Justaguy]

Sigh, and then say 'Why is the rum always gone?'

I had a moment of inner turmoil today.

[IanSaysHi]

Have some outer turmoil instead.

I had a BBQ yesterday and there's lots of yummy leftover food in the fridge just waiting to be eaten..

[Cridders88]

Fill the sink with hot and soapy water and wash the food up before eating it.

I have eaten so much junk today.