Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Do some crystal meth

My self-micromanagement skills are nowhere to be seen this week.

[Cridders88]

Ask your boss for advice.

The fan heater is drying out my eyes.

[Insertnamehere]

Put moisturizer directly on them duh

I'm a cuddle whore with no one to cuddle

[knickerbuck]

cuddle witih Chucky ..

i wake up with boners every morning ..

[Insertnamehere]

Chop your dick off

People tend not to like me which tends to make me even nastier which tends to more people not likeing me which tends to....and we are now in a vicious circle

[Cridders88]

Go around kissing everyone whilst sucking up to them.

I am feeling lazy

[knickerbuck]

sing the lazy song

i want to learn French ..

[Cridders88]

Learn English.

I've just eaten a bacon & cheese twist, a tuna and red onion baguette, a custard and caramel doughnut AND a Wispa Bar, and I am not even sorry.

[knickerbuck]

apologize to us ..

i have trouble deciding as to whether i should spell in UK English or American English ..

[Insertnamehere]

Write Jamaican creole, problem solved.

The more I read the more I notice how much I haven't red yet!