How are you today?

[mbennet35]

I am fantastic today

[Lilitu]

Today was a really bad day.

There's a lot of things that have happened which need to be hushed up, and I might find myself having to protect a group from being blamed for something it wasn't responsible for.

On top of that a friend is going through bereavement.

Ugh it's horrible to have to keep secrets.

[Beau]

Super tired. I feel like I could sleep for days. Wish I could afford to take an unpaid vacation.

[Miles]

I can't figure out how long ago I passed out on everybody

[Dan1980]

I am so happy today.

[mbennet35]

Today I am feeling wonderful Today is going to be a good day.

[MisterTinkles]

Got fired today!

[Dan1980]

Today is a fantastic day.

[Beau]

Got fired today!

That doesn't seem like a good thing to me.

I'm fine. Slept like a baby last night.

[Miles]

Got fired today!

Shit man, that sucks.

But there's good news: I have a job opening for you if you're interested, as a personal escort/butt buddy. You'll be working closely with our very own darling Bermudan Babe (who I totally did not kidnap at all) on a variety of copulatory projects, of which I am the overseer. I pay in pure distilled sexual ecstasy. Gonna have to check the exchange rate on that one, but trust me it'll be worth it.