Idiot warnings.

[MisterTinkles]

[Pix]

Get ready to shout "DOOMED!" at the top of your lungs:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbe...n-facebook



While I'm at it let me add this:



:eek:

[Geminize]

Yes, somebody tell McDonalds... boiling water RUINS coffee. But anyone who parks that cup of coffee between their legs is on their own. If your cat scratches you and it causes a dangerous infection, can you sue the pet shop? Take some personal responsibility for your life!! Leave the courts open for something more important.

[Spades]

Get ready to shout "DOOMED!" at the top of your lungs:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbe...n-facebook



While I'm at it let me add this:



:eek:

[MisterTinkles]

Get ready to shout "DOOMED!" at the top of your lungs:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbe...n-facebook



While I'm at it let me add this:



:eek:

Nothing came up on the link, except the page header....the rest was blank.

But Im sure thats only the 35 dumbest things they found while looking. Im sure they would find millions if they read everything.



Response to the posting....

Yes, your g/f is having a vampire baby.

[OrphanPip]

Yeah, but SHE put the coffee between her legs and SQUEEZED!

The McDonalds employees did not put the coffee between her legs and then smash them together...THIS WOMAN DID THIS TO HERSELF.

Hot coffee is supposed to be HOT. And youre a freeking RETARD if you put it between your legs and SQUEEZE! You definately get what you deserve for being a moron and retard.

Cars come with cupholders. It was HER decision NOT to use it.

She did not place the cup between her legs and squeeze. The car was parked and she removed the lid to place cream in the cup and accidentally spilled the cup into her lap, and then received 3rd degree burns, did not receive enough money in the settlement to even cover her medical cost, and died a few years later. Her actions were normal, and the coffee was served at a dangerous temperature that McDonald's had received complaints about numerous times before but refused to do anything about. The pattern of the burns are due to the movement of the coffee through her pants.

[Armandork]

She did not place the cup between her legs and squeeze. The car was parked and she removed the lid to place cream in the cup and accidentally spilled the cup into her lap, and then received 3rd degree burns, did not receive enough money in the settlement to even cover her medical cost, and died a few years later. Her actions were normal, and the coffee was served at a dangerous temperature that McDonald's had received complaints about numerous times before but refused to do anything about. The pattern of the burns are due to the movement of the coffee through her pants.

I really didn't create this thread for us to argue over what constitutes a reasonable warning or not.

Please let's stop... :/

[Spades]

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[partisan]

British matches! (Made in Japan) true

[Tim18]

You have obviously never met MY friends!!!

I had one friend who ate apples. The WHOLE apple!
I had another friend who ate the WHOLE piece of chicken! (with the bone in it)
I had another friend who ate raw meat. How she never got sick, I dont know.

Ive had some VERY interesting friends.

I bet you have is all I can say to that.