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being straight should be a sin
#1
you know what i mean?
if you dont ill explain

men have penises women have vaginas
why would god allow you to have sex with another person that doesnt have the same body parts

WAKE UP AMERICA
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#2
lool. I agree.

But you know. The thing is this.

It's not a sin to be gay. Just a sin to have gay sex.

Though we're all born with natural sin or whatever.

So then why the fuck

am I hearing about all this gay shit? If we're all born with natural sin, in the land of sin and sinning on...

bitch, why y'all gotta keep tellin me I'm sinnin? I know this.

Chicken

And it's not even like anyone is reminding us of our sin in a nurturing way, it's deliberate judgment and discrimination.

Srsly though. Jesus needs to transform, and bring he butt down here and sit on a rock for a bit. Do like a Mean Girls thing and just let it all out. Give everyone a turn to speak sorta thing.

But no shooting Jesus. If you shoot Jesus you get hell immediately.

But in all seriousness it's a good idea., Fish2
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#3
Uhh......Much sin, many judgements, such satire, wow...
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#4
Takes straight people to have gay babies.
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#5
austin Wrote:Takes straight people to have gay babies.

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#6
austin Wrote:Takes straight people to have gay babies.

When I first saw this thread I had no idea how to respond to it, but you sir, deserve a medal Smile
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#7
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Huh, both sites, what's the chances...
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#8
I am a little bit confused.

I thought all straight people automatically went to heaven Tongue

I mean..right.....

I'll do you one better, why don't we go Soviet style and persecute the religious hierarchy, expropriate their assets, arrest the clergy and send them to gulags, so there's finally no ones to oppose the true imposition of anti-discrimination legislation.

Oh the perfect world *slaps forehead*
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#9
southbiochem Wrote:I am a little bit confused.

I thought all straight people automatically went to heaven Tongue


Straight people go to heaven.......

Gay people go to Key West.

Rofl
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#10
austin Wrote:Takes straight people to have gay babies.

The single most BRILLIANT line that has been uttered in MANY, MANY years!!!!

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