What do you hate about porn?

[mrex]

I can be the anonymous writer, already have names for guys: chase, julian, johnny, jason, sascha, tom, tommy... ... aaaand trevor! And the story shortly: They all are in camping and texting with their girlfriends. After a few minutes sascha is dancing almost naked only wearing aussiebum's boxerbriefs in front of the mirror that he found from the forest leaning against a tree. tommy went wee-wee and accidentally finds sascha listening abbas song called "dancing queen". Sascha doesnt see tommy. tommy pulls down his jeans and start dancing around a small bush. Julian is telling a story about he and his girlfriend in mexico until a stranger comes from the forest. "Hi, im tom - tom from finland" - hi tom of finland (chorus)! And all guys are giggling and rolling on the ground. The stranger, tom, his face is blank and he start walking backward and finally trying to run away but suddenly crash to trevor who was just changing his clothes - trevor always wants to wear pink pyjamas in camping. Both guys fall down to the grass. Tom is laying on trevor and both guys are stairing each other for couple minutes without saying anything, until tom says "i cant believe how good you smell, is that chanel5?" Johnny and jason are inside a tent playing minecraft and listening lady gaga. Johnny takes off his tshirt and jason is stairing johnnys chest. "What?", askes johnny. "What are those on your chest?", and jason is still stairing johnnys chest. "Do you mean my chest hair?" "Omg, are those chest hair", and jason is trying to calm down, "johnny! Get my toilet case, i have waxing tape for my toes, but johnny, you can use them all!" During the evening all guys, and the stranger, gather around a fire and chase is reaching his bag to take cacao, but finds a bottle of rum... And the story will continue, if only someone wants to be the producer...

[mrex]

And a scene without heads, of course...
   

[East]

LOL...where do I start?

OK...the worst thing for me...I get bored as fuck. Seriously...it's like looking at a field of cows for me when I see 90% of the porn out there...yawn....

I laugh at myself because I know that I am supposed to be turned on but I end up thinking to myself...HOW did they get so many people who look exactly alike?????

The second thing that I don't like...it makes me feel like I am not gay when I watch most porn. I am actually serious. You know how some people (LOTS OF THEM) worry that they might be gay? Well...I am the opposite. I worry that I might be straight when I see most gay porn. It makes sense if you think about it because I have a very unusual "coming out" story. It occurs to me getting dressed for school one day I am gay...out of the blue.....and five minutes later it is out of my mouth to my whole family and I am done with it. I have to admit I would rather fuck a woman than most of the guys in the pornos....(hangs head in shame).

Physical perfection bores me...I love flaws. I love character...and most of the performers have very little.

As [MENTION=22709]JohnSomebody[/MENTION] said..wtf is up with the lack of real men of color? ...and the stupid roles they have them play? Even worse for me...when they find the Ken Doll version of men of color which seems to be the acceptable way for them to break in for some people.........

There are a few independent filmmakers I love...but they are out of business. I also found I love some of the French porn I have seen....it isn't so fucking cookie cutter.

The thing is....the actual sex and the actual guys I have had sex with are more exciting for me than most anything I have ever seen in porn so if I need to masturbate I just go to my memory...porn gets in the way. I also kind of like to have sex more than I like to masturbate so I kinda wrote off porn....

I like dominant and submissive stuff but I hate playing dress up and anything verbal which ruins all of those movies for me...and no pain or abuse of any kind,....not going there....

...and what's up with the fake iron on tattoos and shaving all the hair off of your body (YUCK)

A very few independent studios "get me".......and I love that stuff. I don't like a guy who looks like a model...geez...shouldn't be too hard ..eh? This is where most people who know me roll their eyes at me because my BF...well...LOL...he could have been a model easily....but I loved him DESPITE that......so there! His vibe is the opposite of a model :biggrin:

[FeelsGoodman]

I agree with "odd couple choices" and "looking bored".


My favorite porn star's sites are guilty of both. He is the best looking guy in porn (to me), but every person he is with seems odd looking and bord out of their minds.

[kjames]

Too dramatic, too serious.

[ashwinw]

[MENTION=18508]East[/MENTION] I worry about being disinterested at times, as well.

What disheartens me the most is that pornography / erotica is supposed to be an expression and a depiction of sexuality. Where one body expresses itself over another, while at the same time acting as canvas for expression of the other. A dance of sorts.
Probably our society isn't favourable towards pornography / erotica -- and that might be one reason why we as a society forget to elevate erotica to an art form. What remains is cheap thrill.
In all honesty, I find that straight porn is more gay than gay porn is.

[Pyromancer]

LMAO Just like the bad lines said in porn.

many years ago (before I came out) a group of us got together to watch a porn flick, mixed crowd of guys and girls.

So (of course) they go in for the money shot of his dick sliding in and out of her twat, and you can see he's well hung, and his balls are rocking back and forth, into her butt. And she says....

"Ohhhhh, your balls are making my asshole want it too!"

We all just started laughing and turned the tape off at that point. LOL

Lol yeah...or the soundtrack standard, Oh yeah, fuck me...repeated 32 times. The other night my bf muttered, for christsake will you just fuck him and get it over with --- and switched to watching the baseball game...where, actually, the guys were a hell of a lot hotter...

[kjames]

What don't I like about commercial porn?
All the fucking is for the camera and not for each other. It's not the way it's done in real life for real couples. Too many guys who've watched way too much porn get into real life situations and try to do it the way they've seen in porn flicks. The positions in porn are good for the camera but not all that great in real life.

With my man it's all about us being all over each other from head to toe, kissing, deep kissing, feeling, touching biting, rubbing, rimming, all at the same time. I tend to get pretty aggressive about it so when he wants to change up and take control he'll tie me down so he can have my body all to himself but his hands are lips are going to be all over me the whole time.

And I'm not into the regular porn industry cum shots. I don't want to see a close up of a cock being jerked off. I want to see a guy's entire body in orgasm, the twitches and muscle convulsions whether he's the top or bottom. If I pulled out to have an orgasm with my guy he'd feel cheated because he loves the whole body aspect of it as much as I do. I want to feel and see it in the touches, the face the movements and the involuntary spasms and so does he.

I'm disappointed that no one is doing gay porn of couples having multiple orgasms ( dry orgasms) That's the best thing of our lovemaking. It's a huge turn on to build him up to multiple orgasms during penetration and hold him and watch from beginning to end... and then start all over again maybe three or four times before we shoot off at the same time then kissing touch and feel while still connected until we fall asleep, not even bothering to get a towel to clean up.

Uh...I cant help but feel just a little bit closer to you guys...hmm...uh...call me. Lol!

[Darius]

What do I hate? Condoms. Limp bottoms. Dribblers instead of shooters. Gaping holes.
Slapping or hitting.

[artyboy]

Quite simply its fake so its a turn off. Only type of porn I can watch is amateur porn but as I get older I find it less interesting.