Yo momma so fat.....

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, that when she abt to ride a ship, the crew shout, "mayday mayday."

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, it'd take a hundred balloons to lift her.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, Naruto thought she was a Bijuu.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat her panties were used as fishnets.

[AlfredM]

Yo momma so fat, the flight attendant thought she was an oversized baggage.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, she needs 10 waiters.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, Gulliver thought he was in Lilliput.

[johnny196775]

Yo momma is so fat she has been banned from buying pets at the local pet shop.

[BlueStar]

Yo momma so fat my post count is growing too slowly.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, her WWE name is, "the Epicenter."