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11-26-2015, 09:44 AM

Yo momma so fat, that when she abt to ride a ship, the crew shout, "mayday mayday."

11-26-2015, 09:45 AM

Yo momma so fat, it'd take a hundred balloons to lift her.

11-26-2015, 10:07 AM

Yo momma so fat, Naruto thought she was a Bijuu.

11-26-2015, 11:10 AM

Yo momma so fat her panties were used as fishnets.

11-26-2015, 01:49 PM

Yo momma so fat, the flight attendant thought she was an oversized baggage.

11-26-2015, 06:43 PM

Yo momma so fat, she needs 10 waiters.

11-26-2015, 06:51 PM

Yo momma so fat, Gulliver thought he was in Lilliput.

11-26-2015, 08:19 PM

Yo momma is so fat she has been banned from buying pets at the local pet shop.

BlueStar · 11-26-2015, 08:35 PM

Yo momma so fat my post count is growing too slowly.

11-26-2015, 08:39 PM

Yo momma so fat, her WWE name is, "the Epicenter."