I'm pretty "in your face" but not in a mean way (most times), which for a lot of Americans and especially British seems to be a turn off, which is weird given the fact that I find Americans waaaay more crude at the mouth;
However I'da just say something in my Dialect to both Confuse and possibly intrigue the person:
[COLOR="blue"]Ay buh, de bies is mug ta chooks hur enuh, but ya ga'de press style-up wit-de talli enuh. Bie chingas, bies is bogardas, bogardin' ya ding buh.
Gi'dem de don doppa vybz, ehn-ehn!
Ya nuh no bimpert, so nuh let dem bies run you wuffless. Do dem dings vex enuh.[/COLOR]
「Listen here, the guys here are lame as fuck you know, but you have a
very impressive outfit/wardrobe with your Dick on
obvious display. (and) Oh shit, (those) Men are Copycats, Imitating what you do.
Show them (you have) the Kingly demeanor, right!
You're not an idiot, so don't allow those other guys to make you feel meaningless. Make them upset(jealous) you understand?」
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Bie Chingas literally means "Boy Darn/Whoops" - but is a phrase to say "Oh Shit" in surprise or disbelief.
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Ehn-ehn is Literally untranslatable and is just an onomatopoeia for "No Way! Is that right? Unbelievable! Are you sure?"
Actually alot of what we say cannot be directly translated; but I guess that'd be one of my main "chips" to play if you will, in the game of courtship, by either dazzling or confusing the person LoLoLoL