King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[Star Twister]

lol

Back to topic....

I ring up Garry Glitter and ask him to call Michael Jackson, whilst on the phone I sneak up behind him and pour holy water on him and he melts

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I am defending the hill with some Blue Tack and 7 Drawing Pins

I hope our international friends know what I am talking about

[Phat Phag]

Seeing as I have no idea what Blue Tack is I'm going to assume that it something to do with Blue Peter so I'm off to Columbia to buy a mountain of coke to blow him away

I defend the hill with a Nigerian drug cartel

[sox-and-the-city]

Your Nigerian drug cartel is no match for my knitting circle, our banter has everyone is stitches (pun intended)

I defend the hill with a screening of Flight of the Living Dead. It's like snakes on a plane, but with zombies...

[Phat Phag]

My Zombie World Trade Centres strike back at your planes with zombies

I defend the hill with Sam, who will never leave my side

[XRIMO]

Well Sam can't help defend the hill when I blow his kneecaps away with the shotgun I was using on Sox's zombies.

I defend the hill with Brangelina and their spawn.

[Phat Phag]

A swine flu on Brangelina and all their spawn

I defend the hill with a Balrog

[marshlander]

I call upon Gandalf the White who has learned a thing or two about balrogs.

I defend the hill with the expenses claims of politicians.

[Phat Phag]

I call upon the Thames to flood Westminster fully loaded

I defend the hill with Joanna Lumley and a Brigade of Gurkhas

[Genersis]

I pretend that "I" have already clamed the hill in the name of the queen, Goodbye Gurkhas.
Joanna Lumley? She pissed off to parlement to fight for their rights to the hill, leaving the hill wide open.

I install HAL9000. Wait, he just told me I can't do that.....so, Instead I will protect my hill with Unreality.

PS:I've seen Flight of the living dead, horray for zombie nuns.:tongue:

[Star Twister]

I send the contestants from the new reality series Big Brother to disrupt your unreality and quash your defense :eek:

I am now defending the hill with a packet of menthol cigarettes