King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[Phat Phag]

My gargantuan spliff knocks your puny menthol fags off the hill

I take the hill with with a moat filled with lube

[XRIMO]

I, the worst enemy of any cigarette, poke holes through your death sticks. (I have done that before to people).

I protect my hill with the Batmobile.

[Sir King]

Oh good I hate smokes too ^_^

[Star Twister]

I, the worst enemy of any cigarette, poke holes through your death sticks. (I have done that before to people).

Oh good I hate smokes too ^_^

ROFL


You two make me smile

[Sir King]

I'm not sure that's a good thing but thanks...I guess o_O

[Star Twister]

Oh it's a good thing

xxxxxx

[sox-and-the-city]

I hack into the batmobile's controls using my trusty blackberry and drive it into a conveniently placed vat of acid, along with you in it.

I defend the hill by calling on all to do the locomtion with me.

[Star Twister]

I think.............


I think a little bit more.........

It starts to hurt, but then it comes back to me......

You can do the locomotion all you like but it has been done by so many people I wouldn't have a clue which version you were doing it to...

I Quote:

The Loco-Motion" is a 1962 pop song written by American songwriters Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song is notable for making the American Top 5 three times – each time in a different decade: for Little Eva in 1962 (U.S. #1); for Grand Funk Railroad in 1974 (U.S. #1); and for Kylie Minogue in 1988 (U.S. #3).


Phoooooo




I now defend the little hilly with a Slum Dog Millionaire


mile:

[XRIMO]

Your Slum Dog Millionaire loses more than he bargained for at my blackjack table and all his money is mine, so I buy a gargantuan amount of paper and construct the mightiest paper airplane the world has ever seen to defend the hill.

[sox-and-the-city]

We'll see if he's still a millionaire after my tax audit is finished wiht him hehehehe, huzzah for red tape!!

I defend the hill with angel delight. Which you discover too your horror and FAR too late is actually poisoned!!

Oh, and i was blatantly thinking ofr the Little Eva version, but am now listening to the Kylie styling...