King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[sox-and-the-city]

I have a friend who quite likes being tickled, and set him loose ot enjoy your staff...

Meanwhile i seize control of the hill and defend it with Animal Crossing.

[Sir King]

I cook the animals and injoy it with some tastey apple I picked off all the trees, knowing what a cheap ass way that is to get money in that game!

then I defend the hill with Steve Wazneack! (Co-owner of Apple!)

[marshlander]

I recruit an army of all the other Apple Steves who dismember and recycle your Steve into their new product, which will not be announced yet (but which according to unsubstantiated rumour is to be known as the i-I).

I defend the hill with program failures.

[Sir King]

I make the failure cry in fear to the Evilness of the Blue Screen of Death!

and I defend the hill with my finely toned ass C:
(Totally not acting cocky xD)

[marshlander]

I lay a trail of carrots to lure your finely-toned donkey away from the hill ... he-haw!

Whilst I'm laying the trail Attila the Hen takes over guard duties ... cluck-cluck

[sox-and-the-city]

I'm sure my pal Big Red the fox would LOVE to meet him...

I defend the hill with propriety and moral awareness.

[marshlander]

I'm sure my pal Big Red the fox would LOVE to meet him...

Darling, it's a hen (I dunno, some of the people on here are just cock mad!).

[XRIMO]

Current economic conditions thwart your propriety and awareness Sox.

I overthrow you and then I defend the hill with Susan Boyle's and Adam Lambert's rabid fanbase.

[marshlander]

I overthrow you and then I defend the hill with Susan Boyle's and Adam Lambert's rabid fanbase.

There is no way of dealing with that ...

No wait, I've just thought of something that will overcome any defense, but only watch this if you are very, very brave. This is just too scary



I defend the hill with Hollie Steele's emotional blackmail.

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[XRIMO]

Small children crying amuses me, thus your tactic is moot. HA!

I defend the hill weilding a board with a rusty nail poking out.