I want a North Korean boyfriend

[MisterLonely]

I've been watching a lot of North Korean defector videos on YT.

Now, my dream is to sneak into North Korea and help a cute Korean guy to defect out of North Korea. The next step is to bring him home in the U.S and live happily ever after. I will take good care of him, give him tons of blowjobs, and most importantly love him with ALL my heart. I will show him how it's really like to have a "normal" life.

Could I achieve the almost impossible mission? I mean everything's possible if you give it your all, right? Heck, I could bring home not one, but two (no, make that THREE) Korean male defectors... cuz well, I'm kinda greedy and want extra Korean boyfriends if possible. The more, the merrier.

Korean male defectors, let me be your hero! You can call me your knight in shining armor.

[deephiance]

Uhmmmm...I'm lost for words.

First word that pops in to my head that would actually answer your question...no

[MHJG]

North Korea government makes citizens trust no one even family members except the government...
How can they trust you? It's good you want to help them as they're living in hell.
But if you fail, you become one of them being trapped in there and work to death.

[MisterLonely]

North Korea government makes citizens trust no one even family members except the government...
How can they trust you? It's good you want to help them as they're living in hell.
But if you fail, you become one of them being trapped in there and work to death.

It's okay, I'm Asian so I might blend in perfectly with the Korean population. They wouldn't even know a difference, lol.

I will try to persuade the cute Korean guys to listen to me. I will speak with conviction and tell them straight to their face "The leader is a fraud. He's just a manipulative dictator who tries to control everyone with his blatant lies! He's brainwashing you guys. Don't listen to him!", etc.

Eventually it'll sink in their heads and they'll start to believe me.

Oh yeah, but first I have to learn how to speak Korean if I'm gonna communicate with them. Totally forgot about that, lol.

[deephiance]

Nobody is going to like what I am about to say, but stiff shit.

This reeks of desperation.

MHJG made some valid points and you are naive at the very best to believe that you can change something that is in essence, the nature of a person.

You can't convince a black man that he is white no matter how much you try to brain wash him, which is what in essence you are proposing to do.

Find another hobby outside of the internet.

[MisterLonely]

Nobody is going to like what I am about to say, but stiff shit.

This reeks of desperation.

MHJG made some valid points and you are naive at the very best to believe that you can change something that is in essence, the nature of a person.

You can't convince a black man that he is white no matter how much you try to brain wash him, which is what in essence you are proposing to do.

Find another hobby outside of the internet.

If all North Koreans are brainwashed, how do you explain the thousands of Koreans who try to escape out of North Korea every year?

Clearly, someone must have told them the "truth", otherwise they wouldn't have escaped for freedom.

I read and watch so many videos about North Korean defectors. That's how it happens all the time.

[RomanticMan]

Hi MisterLonely,
you can easily convince me my president fools us Just give it a try and save a Turkish man LOL

[TigerLover]

Awww that is a beautiful sweet fantasy.
Slightly tarnished by your desire to setup a N.K-boy harem.

[MHJG]

[MENTION=23932]MisterLonely[/MENTION]
Why North Korea but not South Korea? haha
You can get a South Korea cute boy easier.
Your fantasy makes me burst into laughter.

[MisterLonely]

[MENTION=23932]MisterLonely[/MENTION]
Why North Korea but not South Korea? haha
You can get a South Korea cute boy easier.
Your fantasy makes me burst into laughter.

For some reason I'm attracted to guys who need "help" in some way or form. You know... guys who are vulnerable and could use some lovin'.

That's my type of man, cuz I want to nurture him like a baby. It's my way of expressing my love for him.