How to teach British people to speak English

[tin_tin_is_gay]

All of us that have been to the UK, know that British people dont speak like the queen. They speak more like a cow that is being tortured. Heres Stewies school in English.

[wouldlikemuscle]

ow naw braan caa

Duh wal(t)aah in Majorca aint wha(t) i(t) ough(t)a

[ashleo78]

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

[TheProphet]

All of us that have been to the UK, know that British people dont speak like the queen. They speak more like a cow that is being tortured.

well there is also somewhere in between. I talk like that mile:

[wouldlikemuscle]

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

I actually found it quite amusing... which must be a first for a tin tin post... although I don't get the tortured cow thing.

[tin_tin_is_gay]

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

I didn't say that you sound like a tortured cow. Thats how most people sounded like when I was in the UK thats all.

[pocket_pilgrim]

british accent is sexy. english spoken by french people is sexy slash adorable too.

and family guy rules.

[drocko17]

My opinion as a Spanish native speaker, i dunno why on earth american english sounds to me sort of... vulgar, deformed; and british sounds more formal, cultured...
(???)

[TheProphet]

English spoken by people from other European countries is sexy. I'm not quite sure why

[pocket_pilgrim]

depends. it can be both annoying and sexy. depends on the person/country.

i'm from eastern europe and i don't like the way it is spoken here. myself excluded of course :redface: