Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated?

[calcmandan]

geometry class in high school. i was a horny teen and it wasn't anyone specifically who made me horny, i just was.

[Glock30]

the roof of my apartment building, public bathroom at a rest stop, nothing to kinky

[BellyNel]

I hated my chemistry teacher in high school - always got a hard on in class for some odd reason. Never jerked off though.

Discovered the joy of whacking off during a summer when I was in bed, just playing with it under my shorts. After a few whacks, one good one, and a little squirted on my underwear mile:

But the weirdest place - the first time I actually CAME - in my grandma's room when she was asleep. Kept playing with myself when a fountain came out of my penis. It was sticky and stunk and I was scared!

[hornybendiguy]

car while driving (blow into a maccas cup), school camp (with 3 other guys in the room), in front of my lovers sister.

[Inchante]

Driving down I-80.

[Ozzmandius]

The only place that I would remotely call weird would be in the woods behind my (parents) house. I haven't done that in about 8 years at least though, I'm sure.

[sneakyc25]

self-sucked on the top bunk while roommate was asleep below. multiple times ><

[AirBorn]

at work in the bathroom

[wakeboarder]

in a ski lift shack. lol

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I do lead such a boring life.....