Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated?

[MidgetGem]

Haha, hmm.. well.. on an old deserted beach during the summer, in a forest or two, on an old country pathway, in a corn field and on top of a munro when hiking (definitely the best spot, quiet, scenic and no one for miles) it's definitely more fun outside though so those that havn't tried it definitely should as weird as it may sound, don't mock it till you've tried it. :redface: I think its the feeling of being all alone and at peace to just sit there pretty much naked and having the slight breezy wind pass by now and then :redface: