Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. Unfortunately your magic wand has taken the place of your penis.

I wish I was financially successful.

[Blue]

Granted, but the day you make your first million, you get a tax bill for 3 million.

I wish my caretaker didn't have guard duty this weekend.

[Beau]

Granted. That person is now dead.

I wish I had the body of a 18 year old.

[Buffylo]

Granted. But the feds are on you and you have no time to hide it :biggrin:


I hope my boyfriend likes the lube I bought.

[Beau]

He does so much that he starts and finishes without you... for the rest of time.

I wish I had a good piece of salmon steak right now.

[Buffylo]

... now im afraid to use the lube....



Granted. Its breaded with used cat litter though.


I wish my brain would slow its roll.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.............you now have a one track mind.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Beau]

Granted. Your toe nails now change color based on your mood. The wish has also made you blind.

I wish I was a little shorter.

[elad12]

Granted but you are a little shorter in all the wrong places and your height stays the same

I wish I had a different mother

[Beau]

Granted. Your mother won't be born for another 10 years. You are now a paradox and are being erased from time.

I wish I had more time.