Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. Some things you just can't unlearn and it will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish I had the Tardis.

[zeon]

granted... Your enclosed with anything not human

I wish for a nice clean welkl painted home

[Beau]

Granted! You now own a painting.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Goodie]

Granted! you are now fired


I wish I had a well paying job

[Rainbowmum]

Granted......But you never have time off.

I wish my granddaughter would change her mind about wanting a motorbike .

[Miles]

Granted. She wants a submarine instead.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[stpdo2]

Granted, you now have a massive back ache

I wish my laundry washed itself

[Miles]

Granted. Your laundry washes itself...in cat pee.

I wish it was less windy.

[stpdo2]

Granted, but now there is an infestation of locusts swarming everywhere.

I wish I wasn't feeling sleepy already.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, and you never feel sleepy ever more.

I wish I I didn't have to do what I need to do now.