Granted, and not ruined - I get that too often myself and know how crappy it can be.
I wish for infinite wishes.
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Granted but with each wish, the djinn claims a little more of your soul.
I wish i had longer legs.
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Yea BA, its starting to clear up now, but I held my head because of how much it hurt on the first day
Granted, but you're head hits the ceiling when walking out doors
I wish my dog didnt crap so much
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Granted, your dog craps a little, all the time drop drop drop....
I wish I wasn't wasting so much time on computer this morning.
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Granted, but you spent that time laying down because you ran face-first into a glass door
I wish my dog would stop barking at the neighbors at night when im trying to sleep
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Granted it eats them instead.
I wish i was a sandwich
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Granted, but the genie misunderstands and you are now a witch who can only cast sand spells.
I wish I could eat fish.
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Granted, but now im in the fold, running my hands thru your hair, seriously i want to see these dark curly locks, i,ve been thinking about it an unusual amount! :-O :p
I wish i could live in a cartoon land.
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Granted, you are running your hands through Miles dark curly locks....
Yeah I know you said something else - whatever....
I wish my neighbor would stop screeching every f-ing day.
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