Ruin you wish!!

[partis]

granted you now have this 1000 piece Jackson Pollock puzzle to do !



I wish i wasnt just abouuuut to sneeze

[CellarDweller]

I wish i wasnt just abouuuut to sneeze

Fine, you're about to laugh! *tickles partis*


I wish today was pay day.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but it's also the day the IRS audits you, and you OWE them.....so no paycheck for you!!!



I wish I had the power of mind reading.....

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now everyone has stopped thinking, so reading their minds is a little dull.

I wish I could be more forgiving of mainstream pop music.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now all you hear in your head is pop music......



I wish I had something better to do than this..

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now you leave, we are all very sad, and we send for a massive search for Mr. Tinkles.

I wish my brain made sense.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted...now that you understand your brain, all the scientists want to grab you and ask you billions of questions about it.



I wish I did not have to do, what I have to do, in order to just survive

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now you will be alive forever....and join the Twilight Cullen family!

I wish I could find acne medication that worked.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but it makes your skin turn bright purple and smells like snozzberries.


I wish I could give my friends nice gifts...

[partis]

granted it works but has side effects making you act drowsy & stupid

I wish there was a thunderstorm tonite