Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Because they all have a female brain.

Who decided that April first was fools day?

[monk]

The original fool.

Why do we measure people in feet but horses in hands?

[Puck]

Because it was opposite day when that particular unit of measurement went into effect.


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

[Rainbowmum]

All the time , it's called XBox 360 and comes with a reset button.

Can you bend space?

[Puck]

Well, not like Beckham...but I hear space throws a mean curveball.


Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

[monk]

Just to confuse us.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

[Puck]

The suckers from Great Cthulhu's left pseudopod.

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

[Rainbowmum]

LOL I hope not , I can just see it now, a fizzed up kitteh glowing in the dark:biggrin:

If a cat can kill it or beat it up , can it still be called a dog?

[Puck]

An emotionally neutered one perhaps mile:

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

[Rainbowmum]

Cannibals , after all someone has to put them on the food list

Why won't anyone tell me how to get to the restaurant at the end of the universe ?