Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Only in our dreams.

Why do cats get the darts?

[monk]

So they can score a bullseye?

If bluebells are called bluebells, why aren't daffodils called yellowbells?

[Rainbowmum]

Because the Simpsons don't like bells.

Who came up with the idea of farming Emu's?

[monk]

Rod Hull probably.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

[Rainbowmum]

They actually go the other way and puff up , it drives the farmers nuts.:biggrin:

If the new makeup does not wash off , how do you get it off?

[monk]

With a scraper? :eek:

Why doesn't summer last all year?

[Rainbowmum]

Give it some time and it will.

Why do people get false tans?

[monk]

Usually because they're false people.

Why doesn't spaghetti get knotted?

[Rainbowmum]

Because it is too stiff.

Why do you stick to ice?

[monk]

Because nothing else chill drinks properly.

If we kick out the jams, do the jellies and marmalades have to go too?