Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

^ :biggrin: well that was the late seventies , silk pants did not leave much to the imagination.:biggrin:

No you should carry a full umbrella and open it a third of the way.

Why are dogs always more affectionate when they are wet?

[monk]

They want you to know what it feels like! :biggrin:

Why can't I think of a question? :confused:

[Rainbowmum]

Because those little green men with the huge eyes , keep stealing them.

Where the heck did I put the tin foil.

[monk]

Wrapped around Jack to keep him warm?

Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Do you think black sheep are discriminated against by the flock?

[monk]

Yep, they tell them to flock off! :tongue:

Why are lions called king of the jungle when they're mostly found on open prairies?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Blame Darwin , I do .

Why would anyone design a transparent tent?

[monk]

Because they're exhibitionists.

How much is that doggie in the window?

[Rainbowmum]

I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog, who mauled six people wearing Gillard tee shirts, four wearing Brown tee shirts, two Greens, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, three flag burners, and a late taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE JACK IS NOT FOR SALE! .

Can I be arrested for using a nail gun to adjust the pants of teenagers?

[monk]

^

No, go ahead! :biggrin:

If you can't drink and drive, why do pubs have car parks?