Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

They are in cahoots with the cops.

Who is killing off our shark population?

[monk]

Tuna fishermen, or is that just dolphins? :confused:

The books you download to Kindle - are they paperback or hardback?

[Rainbowmum]

Neither they are typed data?

Why do they call the thing kindle , you can't light it , can you?

[monk]

I think it's to "kindle" your imagination.

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

[Rainbowmum]

I believe so.

Now seriously , I want to know who milked the cows , before man was created?
Do you think they may have exploded?

[monk]

Oh the pictures in my mind! Blood, guts and milk everywhere! :eek:

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[Rainbowmum]

^
Only if they don't bite back, that way it's fair.

How old would Cartaphilusbe now , considering he is reborn to the age of 30 and dies at the age 100.

[monk]

Um . . . very old? :confused:

Shouldn't haemorrhoids really be called ass-steroids?

[Rainbowmum]

^Good one!

Why isn't there a child day?

[monk]

Because there's too many celebratory days already!

Are female moths called myths?