Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

It has to be.

Where is the Karma Bus and how do I apply for the job of driving it?

[monk]

It's in the long-term parking zone at Heathrow Airport!

Why are olives green?

[Rainbowmum]

So they can it more difficult to pick.

Do stupid people think?

[monk]

No, I don't think I do! :biggrin:

Why aren't people honest - is it so damned hard?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they cannot be heroes ?

Why can't people admit that they are wrong?

[monk]

Because, in their eyes, that would be wrong! :biggrin:

Where do flies go in winter?

[Rainbowmum]

I have a suspicion that they commit suicide.

Why did they remake Children Of The Corn?

[monk]

No idea - most remakes are rubbish.

Why do people fancy Tom Cruise? :confused:

[Rainbowmum]

Because they have no taste.

Why does it look like it is going to storm?

[monk]

Something to do with the weather?

Who, in their right mind, would want to be a friend of Jessica Fletcher?