Random Q's and S's

[monk]

To be awarded "the most irritating invention ever" prize.

Why is there so much "reality" television?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea , but it is more annoying than the singing fish.

Ifa nurse placed a cast on someones leg with out shaving them, would that make her evil?

[monk]

Most definitely! :eek:

Why is the universe so big?

[Blue]

Because we are so small.

Why do we wear clothes when no other animal does?

[Rainbowmum]

Because an animal cannot get arrested for indecent exposure .

Where is the fountain of youth and is it immature ?

[monk]

I don't care if it's immature - just show me where it is!

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

[Rainbowmum]

I guess so , but it would futile as they are chained to their seats.

How many ants can fit in a matchbox ?

[Blue]

None if you light the matches first.

What is green with warts and popular this time of year?

[monk]

An avocado with skin problems.

Why don't people tell the truth?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea.

Is there some where I can trade in my broom for a newer model?