Random Q's and S's

[Mirage]

They're playing Solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51

Why do cats love me yet bees hate me?

[partisan]

The cats are just scent-marking you so the bees know where to go aim

Why did we go to the moon

[Rainbowmum]

Are you sure we did?

[Mirage]

....didn't the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ask the same question in their song "Californication?"

"space may be the final frontier but its made in a Hollywood basement"


My question.....why do we seem to think the deepest thoughts at 3 in the morning?

[monk]

I wish I knew - I've done it many times. :frown:

Why is Peter Jackson ruining The Hobbit?

[Beau]

Because he's pretty much guaranteed to make more money.

Why is classic Doctor Who better than the current Doctor Who?

[partisan]

Because tin foil sets are more realistic than computer generated ones

Why do people honk there horns

[Rainbowmum]

They are just saying they love Jesus.

Where are they killing James Bond?

[Mirage]

They can never kill James Bond....for he is a Time Lord and will just come back in a new body

When will vampires return to being feared predators rather than sparkly twits?

[monk]

Not soon enough.

If I saw a red door, why would I want to paint it black?