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fix it with thor's hammer

I have yet to see man of steel
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You mean you 'avent??
Here then

I wish the last 10 minutes in bed would slow down.....


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Granted it slows down but the rest of the day speeds up and you be like a duck stuck on fast-forward, you eat your breakfast in 0:3 seconds and arrive back to bed 45 minutes later and near collapse from sheer exhaustion.

My feet are chilly
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step over hot coals

my dog wants a bone
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Give him your bone

But i want trywaits bone ?
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Try waiting a while

I need to collect my renewed driver's licence without paying a bribe
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Kidnap the DMV manager's family and hold them for ransom.

Airplane tickets cost too much.

Richard
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Wait for me to recover then fly Daffy duck airlines... I'ts for free.
Destination unknown., just dress vewwy vewwy warmly,

I gift a pair of pilot's goggles that have no lenses
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Cover the gaps with masking tape, then go for a fly
(How long must i wait for trywaits bone)

My ice cream is melting (and dripping)
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2 shakes of a duck's tail?

I gift 3 muggles and a Wesley
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