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I'm a : Single Gay Man
Starsign: Virgo
Mood:
fix it with thor's hammer
I have yet to see man of steel
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You mean you 'avent??
Here then
I wish the last 10 minutes in bed would slow down.....
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Granted it slows down but the rest of the day speeds up and you be like a duck stuck on fast-forward, you eat your breakfast in 0:3 seconds and arrive back to bed 45 minutes later and near collapse from sheer exhaustion.
My feet are chilly
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Posts: 10,581
Threads: 20
Joined: Aug 2011
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I'm a : Single Gay Man
Starsign: Virgo
Mood:
step over hot coals
my dog wants a bone
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Give him your bone
But i want trywaits bone ?
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Try waiting a while
I need to collect my renewed driver's licence without paying a bribe
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Kidnap the DMV manager's family and hold them for ransom.
Airplane tickets cost too much.
Richard
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Wait for me to recover then fly Daffy duck airlines... I'ts for free.
Destination unknown., just dress vewwy vewwy warmly,
I gift a pair of pilot's goggles that have no lenses
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Cover the gaps with masking tape, then go for a fly
(How long must i wait for trywaits bone)
My ice cream is melting (and dripping)
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2 shakes of a duck's tail?
I gift 3 muggles and a Wesley
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