How are you today?

[Dan1089]

Oh,you were talking tourism-wise.I really don't know hey,I don't really care about tourists in general.Dutch,German,Russian,Serbian etc,they all the same to me.

[princealbertofb]

Oh,you were talking tourism-wise.I really don't know hey,I don't really care about tourists in general.Dutch,German,Russian,Serbian etc,they all the same to me.

Fair enough. Why should you be in the slightest interested in tourists? Especially if their names happen to be Rob, Marsh Stuart and Prince... :biggrin:

[Dan1089]

Oh,for you lot I'd make an exception!Just don't ask me to show you Nelson Mandela's house,teach you Xhosa or ask where all the wild animals are.

[princealbertofb]

Oh,for you lot I'd make an exception!Just don't ask me to show you Nelson Mandela's house,teach you Xhosa or ask where all the wild animals are.

I'm sure there are other "wild animals" to see in Cape Town, ... aren't there?

[Dan1089]

Of course there are.Just that many tourists (mostly Americans) except us to be riding elephants to work,so when they get here they are like "Where are all the animals?".The zoo dummy.

[princealbertofb]

Of course there are.Just that many tourists (mostly Americans) except us to be riding elephants to work,so when they get here they are like "Where are all the animals?".The zoo dummy.

Americans are wild animals, lol, I mean, look at Frank... he eats watermelon by the tonne.

[Dan1089]

True that!I'm sure not all Americans think we use smoke signals to communicate but I wish they'd be less ignorant when they come here.Or maybe I've been only getting the awful Americans."Do-- you--- speak --- ---English,sweetheart?".Asian tourists are the best.Not only are they nicer to look at but they are also very open.

[fjp999]

Americans are wild animals, lol, I mean, look at Frank... he eats watermelon by the tonne.

That would be my father - also named Frank... I eat them by the half ton(ne).

I had a really funny story about American tourists in Japan. I noticed a couple wondering about really looking lost so I asked if they needed help. I gave them directions and as I was leaving heard them comment "Wow, he spoke really good English."

[Smurlos]

That would be my father - also named Frank... I eat them by the half ton(ne).

I had a really funny story about American tourists in Japan. I noticed a couple wondering about really looking lost so I asked if they needed help. I gave them directions and as I was leaving heard them comment "Wow, he spoke really good English."

it must be in the eyes!

[malcs]

Well im back after a short absence!!!! Internet went down took BT 3 engeners to fix it and replace a faulty control unit at the exchange.

Well I had a bit of a manic week last week but have recoverd sleep now :biggrin:

Thursday worked 6-4 was in cardiff by 7 to see Boyzone (a friend had a spair ticket and askend me along) got home at 2.30am

Friday Worked 7-5 then got the train upto london where I met a mate and he showed me round a few Gay pubs b4 we went to G-A-Y clubbin! Did realise how cool it would be there and I kinda pulled:eek: 1st time ever with a bloke was pretty cool but I suddenly realised the time and had to run to waterloo to get the train home! Kicked myself didnt ask for his number as I was in such a panic to get the train. Home by about 3.30am

Sat worked 12-12 was in Flares in guildford by 00.30 met up with my mates there didnt get till 3am that night then another 12-12 sunday and a 11-11 shift monday

Im still on a high from such a wicked 3 days but I wont say just how much redbull ive drunk! Wana try and get back upto london friday week as I have the following weekend off could just stop there and get the 1st train home in the morning have a full night of clubbing!