King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[Gay]

I counteract your love and wisdom by unleashing Peter Andre and Jordan, between whom there is neither.

I defend the hill with my mighty penis.

[marshlander]

With a single touch your mighty penis erupts prematurely and deflates, becoming much less mighty.

I fill my water pistol with your semen to defend the hill

[XRIMO]

With a single touch your mighty penis erupts prematurely and deflates, becoming much less mighty.

I fill my water pistol with your semen to defend the hill

Your pistol jams when semen hardens and I easily throw you from the hill.

I defend the hill with Charles Manson's beard.

[marshlander]

I distract Charles Manson's beard easily by playing The Beatles' White Album.

I defend the hill with lethergy.

[Sir King]

I get steven hockings to deal with your lethergy!

I defend the hill with a french man that is overly cocky xD

[Lightshade]

I distract your french man by baiting him away with a giantic, delicious baguette :biggrin:


I defend the hill by parking my private Death star right over it

[Sir King]

I notice the stupid mistake of not filling in the hole in the deathstar so I called up chuck norrus to use his awesome beard powers to shoot a beard bullet into the hole to destroy it!

I defend the hilll with the all mighty Chuck Norrus!

[XRIMO]

I remind Chuck Norris of his dismal acting career and watch him sulk away.

I defend the hill with my ninja brigade.

[Star Twister]

I squash your ninja brigade with TURTLES

I now defend this awesome hill with a helping from Sonic the Hedgehog

[Genersis]

Two words, AMY ROSE. Watch the sparks fly(Or the grass burn to be more precise) as he high tails(Haha, see what I did there?) it out of there!

I defend it with an old lady.
WHO HAS JUST RECIVED HER MOBILITY SCOOTER and dosent understand any of the folowing words:
Red light
Slow down
Pavement
Hit and run

She is also armed with last months reader digest and doesnt like the way you behave(and feels it nessasery to let you know).
APROACH IF YOU DARE!