King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[Star Twister]

I sneeze on your man eating mold triggering "Swine Flue" the mold OINKS a few times and then withers away into oblivion.

Ha Ha my righteous hill


I defend the hill with with the biggest Drag Queen you have laid you pretty little eyes on.





I loved that trailer you posted Xrimo

[sox-and-the-city]

I inform the local drag mafia of this new threat to their turf and watch them take the bitch out... hehehe

I defend the hill with clever words like 'meta-theoretical' and 'verismilitude'.

[Star Twister]

I inform the local drag mafia of this new threat to their turf and watch them take the bitch out... hehehe

[Star Twister]

OOOooooooooo


Get Er

lol


But hey realises you have spelt verismilitude wrong, it should have been verisimilitude therefore I declare you defending the awesome hill void



Fooking loving this game, but then I am easily pleased mile:




Hokay


I am now defending the hill with

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[princealbertofb]

Goodness, Star, you don't need all those weapons. Your charm will suffice.... hehehe.

[Star Twister]

Goodness, Star, you don't need all those weapons. Your charm will suffice.... hehehe.

ROFL

[princealbertofb]

This looks like a funny thread... hehehe. Especially with you two guys contributing...

[sox-and-the-city]

All the weapons in the world can't save you form my army of morris-dancing midgets, who storm the hill and are somehow impervious to bullets.

I defend the hill with said army, and my special ops division - Trannies who jump out of wedding cakes,

[marshlander]

I hockleback, swipe the midgets with my stick and tie their hands and feet with morris dancers' handkerchieves.

i defend the hill with Boss in Motion

[sox-and-the-city]

Sadly your defence backfires when you get mobbed by a group of sex starved women. Shame, really...

I defend the hill with rapberry coulis and werther's originals, devious, am i not??