King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[marshlander]

Blast the hill with a tactical nuke

Defend the hill with my outright sexiness

... is that what they mean by shock and awe?

I lure you away with a dog collar and chain and put the extra limbs you seem to be growing to good use as together we build a new hill in a nuke-free zone.

Sadly you succumb to radiation poisoning and I am left alone to defend the new hill with the teaspoons we used to construct it.

[sox-and-the-city]

I can't believe Ardus would nuke his own ma:eek::eek::eek:

Sadly, Marshy, i have plenty of cute wee dishes and your spoons decide to elope with them and adopt a veal calf.

I defend the hill with my schmexy Italian friends.

[Sir King]

I get the god father to send them on a hit man job! (sorry if thats sounds raceist)

then I defend the hill with a really old man with a rolled up newpaper and a nice lawn that he can yell at kids to get off of! xD

[XRIMO]

Your old man gets into a fight with an even older man who has a cane, nothing can beat the cane.

I defend the hill with a flying car that has machine guns in the front, hahaha!

[Sir King]

I get kirby to go to the hill and eat your car!

now I defend the hill with a pineapple and a hammer!

[Lightshade]

I claim that you have stolen the hammer from Tim Allen and that he is porperty of Tool Time, I watch you being arrested while I enjoy your pineapple. Thanks for that :biggrin:


I defend the Hill with the almighty, barrel-throwing Donkey Kong

[XRIMO]

Some strange Italian plumber with amazing jumping capabilities dodges all the barrells your monkey can throw and then bashes Kong's head in with his wrench, because Mario is also a sick degenerate who likes to inflict pain.

I defend the hill with Jack and Jill and their pale of SULPHERIC ACID!

[sox-and-the-city]

Just as well i've got plenty of minions to send in first, it doesn't matter if they get melted hehehe

I defend the hill with an impenetrable forcefield powered solely by my own sense of smug awesomeness at blatantly winning by setting such a defense up. NOONE CAN STOP ME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[marshlander]

Okay. I'm bored now. The hill is not worth defending and I go home for my tea.

[Sir King]

I grab your cup of tea and splash it on your face and get you to blow up the force field with your army of tea cups!

I defend the hill with Sir Buzzkillington!