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King of the Hill (The Awesome way)
#91
ardus Wrote:Blast the hill with a tactical nuke

Defend the hill with my outright sexiness

... is that what they mean by shock and awe? Wink

I lure you away with a dog collar and chain and put the extra limbs you seem to be growing to good use as together we build a new hill in a nuke-free zone.

Sadly you succumb to radiation poisoning and I am left alone to defend the new hill with the teaspoons we used to construct it.
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#92
I can't believe Ardus would nuke his own ma:eek::eek::eek:

Sadly, Marshy, i have plenty of cute wee dishes and your spoons decide to elope with them and adopt a veal calf.

I defend the hill with my schmexy Italian friends.
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#93
I get the god father to send them on a hit man job! (sorry if thats sounds raceist)

then I defend the hill with a really old man with a rolled up newpaper and a nice lawn that he can yell at kids to get off of! xD
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#94
Your old man gets into a fight with an even older man who has a cane, nothing can beat the cane.

I defend the hill with a flying car that has machine guns in the front, hahaha!
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#95
I get kirby to go to the hill and eat your car!

now I defend the hill with a pineapple and a hammer!
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#96
I claim that you have stolen the hammer from Tim Allen and that he is porperty of Tool Time, I watch you being arrested while I enjoy your pineapple. Thanks for that :biggrin:


I defend the Hill with the almighty, barrel-throwing Donkey KongRolleyes
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#97
Some strange Italian plumber with amazing jumping capabilities dodges all the barrells your monkey can throw and then bashes Kong's head in with his wrench, because Mario is also a sick degenerate who likes to inflict pain.

I defend the hill with Jack and Jill and their pale of SULPHERIC ACID!
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#98
Just as well i've got plenty of minions to send in first, it doesn't matter if they get melted hehehe

I defend the hill with an impenetrable forcefield powered solely by my own sense of smug awesomeness at blatantly winning by setting such a defense up. NOONE CAN STOP ME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#99
Okay. I'm bored now. The hill is not worth defending and I go home for my tea.
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I grab your cup of tea and splash it on your face and get you to blow up the force field with your army of tea cups!

I defend the hill with Sir Buzzkillington!
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