Where is the weirdest place you have masturbated?

[interesting]

In 9th grade Biology class. lol oh teenage hormones, couldn't keep them in check.

[Goatshins]

Some interesting places...

I have stopped on deserted country roads and masterbated several times. A few times I even took my pants off and did it out in front of the headlights.

I travel somewhat frequently for work, and I have done it on the hotel floor with the room door propped open many times. I like that best when I am using a dildo and my back is towards the door.

A few times in the woods or park near home.

Once while sleeping over a friend's house when we were kids, in his room after he had fallen asleep.

[Brandi0514]

this thread is making me feel a whole lot happier today

might as well add my two cents.

In a tent with while my partner was asleep and her parent's tent was like 5 feet away. I got out afterward to go to the bathroom only to realize her parents were awake. *poker face*

[Moreabs]

While at University, the men's room of the theology school.

[KJ1989]

While hiking on the side of a mountain.....definitely the most scenic ever for me ha

[DerJack]

Once in my tent on a Scout outing, when I was changing into my bathing suit, mid jerk the other guys circled the tent and asked me if I was coming (hadn't realized the puniness of that before) and I told them I would catch up.

Lots of times outdoors, there's a wood down the road from my house where in the summer I would go find a big downed tree (a specific one) strip off my clothes and walk up and down the stem stroking my cock.... mmm good times.

And in the restroom at my mom's office, because I was waiting for a ride home when she finished work and I was REALLY fucking bored.

[ardus]

As much as I masturbate I am actually kind of disappointed I don't have a weirder place than I do.
Richard

[outthecloset]

As much as I masturbate I am actually kind of disappointed I don't have a weirder place than I do.
Richard

theres still time to change that!!!

[PMme]

In my school (got desperate one time, did it in the toilet :/) weird i know

[Samis]

At work (in the bathroom, of course)? At grandma's place? In a bus (in the bathroom AND in the backseat)? Any of these considered weird? Never done it at school tho, maybe I should.