Crush on a straight guy

[Shadow]

I sympathise - I'd be extremely nervous to hook up with somebody even as a mate if I found them to be extremely attractive ... even now, lads I've known for years and years can still make me go weak at the knees ...

... I, of course, blame it on the age ... it CAN'T be a reflex action that makes me want to drop to the floor every time I see them CAN it ?? Nah ... *shakes his head*

:redface:.

HOWEVER, as Michael has very sagely said, his reactions to meeting you and yours to him will shake the situation up a little bit, for better or worse, so it would DEFINITELY precipitate events one way or t'other ... mile:.

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[wouldlikemuscle]

lol shadow!

Indeed, to meet would be good... whether it gets the crush out of my system or makes it stronger tho... who knows! Only one way to find out... just gotta get the courage to bring it up in convo! lol

[Shadow]

Perhaps the easiest way is if there's some kind of event or something that you're both into that you might be able to attend ?

Or if you just happened to be in his area for some ((( bullsh!t ))) reason and might pop by if he's got the time kinda arrangement ?? .

Damn I'm good.

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[Michael]

Beer and a massage?

Oops, that was another thread...... ;-)

[Shadow]

Ah, but it just might work !!

Or you could pretend to be one of those "congratulations ! You've just won yourself a FREE CARPET CLEANING" guys, and then say to him that obviously the carpet must get filthy first, to demonstrate just HOW cool the cleaning power is ... and then get nekkid and just plain nasty ...

... and remember !! Shadow says "when snapping your fingers just isn't enough to bring you out of that fantasy ? STAY IN THERE !!".

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!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[wouldlikemuscle]

Michael... He can certainly handle a beer.. or 24 (ya rly... I chatted to him during one of his drinking sesh's!). Massage?? Well maybe after he's downed 24 I might get away with it

lol shadow

[Michael]

Yes, he might be able to drink you under the table...but to get nasty you don't need that much.

*Uncle Michael says the difference between gay and straight is two beers and a massage* ;-)

Carpet cleaning! Brilliant if it was in porno land. I live in construction nightmare land and not only do they NOT say things like, "wow, it's really hot in here can I take off my shirt and blow you"...you wouldn't even want them to. I've seen enough bad plumbers crack to satisfy Whitney Houstand addiction!

[Shadow]

Hahahahahaha ahahHAHhahahahahahahaha :biggrin:

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